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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:09
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
No way
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
So they tried
How do I straighten my hair without flat iron?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Private Japanese spacecraft aims to land in the moon's 'Sea of Cold' this week - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Summer McIntosh Shatters 10-Year-Old 200 IM World Record in 2:05.70 - SwimSwam
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Apple's Latest Movie Trailer Innovation Suggests The Future Of Premium Home Viewing - SlashFilm
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
PGA Tour Announces Unfortunate News About Multiple Golfers During US Open - Athlon Sports
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Salmonella outbreak linked to California egg distributor sickens 79 people - NPR